What better way to begin the weekend than by posting funny stories, experiences, pictures...
Little Man shares a list of life lessons with you today for our first FRIDAY FUNNY!
LIFE LESSONS
By Little
Man
1.
Never miss an opportunity to dump water! Or juice. Or milk. On
the floor, on yourself, on the highchair, in the toy box, on the dogs…wherever!
Be creative!
2.
Never turn down the chance to play in a puddle. It doesn’t
matter if it’s your pee, the dog’s pee, water, juice or milk!
3.
Sing! You don’t have to know the
words or even be able to pronounce them!
4.
All living things that are not people are dogs. Your parents clearly do not understand this
concept. Love them anyway.
5.
All dogs are GOOD dogs!
Be sure to tell them!
6.
Your dogs will love you and tolerate you better if you share your
food with them. Especially the green
stuff!
7.
Peeing on the floor is acceptable behavior. Assuming you didn’t remove your diaper yourself.
8.
If you pee on the floor, see lesson #2.
9.
If splashing in a puddle of your own pee on the floor, be
careful! It gets really slippery!
10.If you land flat on your
back after slipping in a puddle of your pee on the floor, NOW is the time to
call her Mamma! She’ll pick you up and love on you for sure!
