Happy Independence Day!–Tattler Thursday #8 is Here!!

Technically, Tattler Thursday went live yesterday because of Thursday being the 4th of July.  But I’m updating and republishing – sue me!

I overslept this morning and woke up feeling like my ears are full of cotton. Hooray summer colds! DH is off to work, leaving me and Buddy (aka Little Man – I’ll explain the name change soon, I promise) here alone.

Here are my tattles:

So far today, Buddy has stripped off his diaper and …

peed in the shower,

peed on the seat of his desk creating a waterfall that spread pee everywhere,

peed on a couple of his toys that were laying on the floor while he pooped next to them,

got pissed at me for being at the computer and knocked my full coffee cup over on my desk then laughed maniacally while I ran across the room for a rag to mop it up (I'd probably laugh if I saw me run, too),

went in the corner behind my desk while I was writing this to poop and pee on the floor,

This is really a PERFECT illustration of how I feel about AT&T, so I should probably thank him!

AND then went over under my dining room table to pee and poop once again!  Seriously?  After the corner I didn't think he could possibly have any more poop in him!

When I went to clean up the poo under the table I realized his butt was covered in it and he had smeared it around with his fingers which he was attempting to put in his mouth!  He was a little shocked at the level at which I screamed "NO!!"  Sorry, Buddy, that's nasty!

Did I mention that we had corn on the cob for dinner last night?  We did.

Yeah, I’m sucking at mothering today.  Oh well, everyone’s still alive.  So far.

One more... every time he catches me on the potty he immediately flushes the toilet then tries to pry me off the seat so he can place his toilet seat adapter back on there?  No amount of explaining that Mommy's butt is too big for his seat will do!  And that he refuses to use the potty; opting instead, to pee in the shower stall (and anywhere he feels like it, really)?  Yeah, I really don’t know what that’s all about.

I'm not ready for potty training!

Thanks for joining me again this week for Tattler Thursday!  Here it goes…

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Hiya Snappers! Welcome back for week #8 of the Tattler Thursday Blog Hop! We're hopping early this week because this Thursday is July 4th! Happy Independence Day everybody!

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