Monday Mini-Rant: Vaguebooking

Can we talk about something that drives me absolutely batty? You're darn-skippy we can - this is my little piece of the internet and I decide what we talk about!  Today, let's talk about Vaguebooking.

I don't often just "go off" here, but today I've had it with people. Seriously. What the hell is wrong with you people? Why? Seriously, why? WHY do you feel the need to post these sad, pathetic status updates on Facebook that just scream out "Pay attention to meeeeee."??!!??

Seriously, people! WHAT is wrong with you?  Are you so sad and lonely that you just don’t understand how completely undignified it is?  Do you not understand how effing annoying is it when you read a Facebook status like this?

Doesn't that look ridiculous?  Of course it does. So stop it!

Have some self respect.  Seriously.  Even if you hate yourself and don’t care what you look like to the rest of the world, quit doing that shit to your friends!  It’s ridiculous and annoying.  If you need a friend to talk to, just effing say so!  There are probably people who would drop everything to be there for you if you’d just act like the damn grown-up you're supposed to be!

Instead of writing some silly “woe-is-me, but I’m not telling you why” bullshit for the whole world to read, pick up the phone and pretend you’re a contestant on “Who Wants to Be a Millionaire” and PHONE A FRIEND!!

And if you EVER consider writing “FML” as a status update on Facebook again, do me an effing favor:  slap yourself and then immediately go deactivate your Facebook account.  You’re not mature enough to be using the internet!

That’s it…there’s my mini-rant for the day.  This rant was sponsored by 3 cups of coffee and the letter Y.


DISCLAIMER:  If you are worried that this post is about you, it probably isn't; but if you think it might be you need to go edit your Facebook posts and clean that shit up!