Blog Every Day in May Challenge
Day 3, Friday: Things that make you uncomfortable
There are a lot of things that make me uncomfortable, here are fifteen…
…meeting people that seem to think you should already know them.
…people who are just acquaintances yet can’t seem to keep their hands to themselves.
…talking in front of a group, especially a group of teenagers.
…people who love to share TMI; especially about their sex lives!
…riding in someone else’s car.
…small talk with your spouse’s boss’ spouse.
…people who ask you for dating advice just because you’re a girl.
…people who think it’s funny to make racial jokes.
…people who assume they know my heredity and ask me weird questions based on their assumptions.
…when people assume that my daughter is my sister.
…the awkward silence when someone gives me advice or makes a comment like Little Man is my first child and I respond, “yeah, I remember. I have adult children, too.”
…when you’re standing in line and the person behind you is so close they’re practically touching you.
…when people think it’s funny to make jokes about eating your small child (this has seriously happened multiple times)!
…when people think it’s funny to threaten to steal your child. (Not.Funny.Ever.)
…large crowds; especially crowds trying to move in one direction.
Too funny! I am the tmi queen, and agreed on the spouses bosses souse small talk! Ugh! I am super uncomfortable when a friend has new guy meet her on girls night, and the friends friend he brought needs a ride home bcs your friends new ahem friend booty ditched him, adds you on FB(okay....) and tells you he knows karate and is a blackbelt, shows you the pic, and declares himself your protector! ARGH! Now I remember why I go clubbing so infrequently anymore...
ReplyDeleteEating your child? Really? That is too weird!
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